The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to poo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!