The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The ability to breathe automatically

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to shed hair

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

Reverse Pooping

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power of love

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to only drink liquids

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!