The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power of Being stupid

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to peel stickers

the power to die at will

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to uncontrollably go blind

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

To survive listening to James Blunt

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

the power to send future you crazy

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!