The power to make someone think about frogs

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power die if you think.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!