the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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power to have no power at all

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!