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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.
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The power to get to the end of Temple Run
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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.
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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.
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The power to turn apples into pears
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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all
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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.
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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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The power to switch gender identity
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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual
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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.
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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.
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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes
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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.
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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.
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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.
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The power to change the colour of your appendix
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The power to lose the remote.
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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.
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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.
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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.
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The power to tell the future but no one believes you
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!