ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The super power to control paper.

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The power of creating poop.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exist

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!