The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to eat food

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!