The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!