The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!