the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to be a complete troll

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Acid pee

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!