The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the super power to remove your super power

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to not have a power.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!