power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

the power to have a power.

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

the ability to enjoy school

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

the power to lose your power at will

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to write a country song

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!