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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys
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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them
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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight
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The power to hypnotize chickens
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The power to predict yesterday's weather
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The ability to never have to take a shit again
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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.
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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.
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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie
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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.
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The ability to do nothing
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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.
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The power to change your mind
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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush
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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.
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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.
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the super power of being a housewife..
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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.
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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle
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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror
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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!