The abilty to go through water.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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Lactokinesis

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The power to have a power

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!