The power to turn into an escalator

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power to have no power at all

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!