- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to die while dieing

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to have a seat right over there.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to make fish drown.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to see through bones.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to attract bullets.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The power to change your eye color.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!