The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to suck your own dick

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to make fish drown.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!