the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Being a freemason

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the power to see the present.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to see through windows

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!