the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to see through bones.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!