the power to fly but only upward

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!