the power to get really mad.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to die at will

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!