The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!