The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be dead

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!