the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to have a power.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!