The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to fail

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!