The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Being a freemason

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!