The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to die when you change emotions

the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

ability to fly in a plane

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!