The power to turn wine into water

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to breathe

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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i like pie.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!