The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to get older every second

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to switch gender identity

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!