The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to see through windows

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!