alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!