- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

the power to jerk off

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The power to start time only when it's on.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

Pointless Super Powers