The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to snore.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to burn ashes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!