the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to go part way through walls

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to float without gravity.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to come second in any race

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Acid pee

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!