The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Endless falling....

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!