The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!