The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to shower naked.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!