The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to die on command

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!