the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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the power to die

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!