The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!