the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to turn wine into water

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to see through water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!