The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to poke

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to die....

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!