The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!