The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Balls.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!