The power to see through air

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to speak in cursive

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to change to justin biber

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!