The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to fly for a second

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!