The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

the power to

The superpower to poo at will.

the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

The power to watch tv

The power to cry acid tears

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

Tits for a guy.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

The ability to smell with your hands

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!