- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to forget what you were going to say

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The power of not knowing

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

Pointless Super Powers