The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to see through air

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!