The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to see the present.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!