The Power to Combust

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!