The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to see through water

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!