to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!