The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to not see ads

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!