The power to speak braille

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The power to predict the past

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to fall up.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to not see ads

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to taste your own spit

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!