The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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power to breathe

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to nit propely

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to become semi-transparent

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!