The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to die

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to be born.

the power to be allergic to every thing

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!