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the ability to darken darkness
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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)
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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)
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The power to read
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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?
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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.
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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.
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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.
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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin
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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.
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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.
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the power to glow in the dark only during the day
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Power to not Sleep during Finals.
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The power to state the obvious.
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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.
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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.
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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals
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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.
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The power of bullet attraction.
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the power to talk to fish but not people
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The ability to be a successful troll.
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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(
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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you
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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!