God tier Waste of Space

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!