The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to be your self

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to be born.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to die

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The power to write about power.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!