The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to pee poop

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die at will.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!