The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to win the crying game

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to see through water

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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power to breathe

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to die

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!