The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to be phone

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!