The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to write about power.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to read

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The power to die

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!