The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to see through water

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!