The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!