The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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power to breathe

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The power to be born.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!