The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!