The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to burn ashes

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!