The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to control sloths

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power spite flower

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!