The power to fart upon command.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!