The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to read captchas

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to see through thin air

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to catch em all

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to explode on the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!