beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Death at will

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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KeemStar

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!