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the power to convert farts into burps.
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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock
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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.
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The power to be still until moving or being touched.
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The power to make pointless super powers
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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!
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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.
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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.
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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)
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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died
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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.
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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.
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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!
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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.
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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.
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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?
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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.
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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.
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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!
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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!