The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!