The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!