The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!