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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self
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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.
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Asexual reproduction.
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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.
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KeemStar
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the power to fly indoors
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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.
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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead
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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road
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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.
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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays
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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.
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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.
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The power to pee ants.
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.
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The power to bleed
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The power to do EXACTLY nothing
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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.
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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.
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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it
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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!