The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

the power to bi ugly

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to have a small penis

The ability to make your text green on google

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

black people

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to do NOTHING!

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!