Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to see through horses

The power to lick your own back...

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to see in to the future of one second

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

Death at will

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to die and get away with it

the power to die....

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!