The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to see through horses

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to bleed

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!