The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the power to become retarded

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!