the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to be your self

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Poop

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!