Poop

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Melting

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!