The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

the power to change invisable when you blink

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

Liam Brudenell

The power to turn into a plant cell

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

the power to make music for deaf people

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

Poop

power to orgasm over long distances

the power to nit propely

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!