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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.
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The power to change the colour of your right index finger
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the power to change invisable when you blink
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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to turn into a plant cell
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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..
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the power to make music for deaf people
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels
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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.
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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.
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Poop
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power to orgasm over long distances
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the power to nit propely
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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.
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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.
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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)
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The power to have super-sweaty hands
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!